Items B has placed in the toilet in the last 48 hours:
1 golf ball. (By the time we went to retrieve it, it was too far back for us to reach it, so we flushed the toilet. Crazy, I know. But it flushed and we have had no problems. Yet.)
1 sippy cup. (That one was retrieved right away. And put through the dishwasher. Twice.)
And he's getting his molars in, too. It's been fun-filled nights ever since.
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Things I have to put in print or I will forget:
(2/10/2011) B, running out of the play room: "Mom, my car just flew through the tunnel off the ramp!!"
Me: "Cool, buddy!"
Running back to his room, paused and looked back and said in a serious voice: "It's because it has magic in it."
(11/11/2010) Bentley was watching me pick up toys in our backyard after a downpour so they could dry, shouted at me through the window: "Mom! Thanks for being such a great helper!!"
I was looking at some really cute outfits my sister bought for Blake.
B: "Did Jody get those outfits for Blake?"
Me: "Yeah, she did!"
B: "Oh. That was nice of her!"
B, noticing a cut I had on my toe: "Mom, how did you hurt your toe?"
Me: "On one of your toys, remember?"
B: "Oh, one of my freaking toys?"
Me, laughing: "Yeah, that's probably what I said at the time!"
(After finding B, who we thought was asleep for the night, on his bed with ALL the blankets he owns on it, with his diaper off, sitting next to a puddle of pee on the mattress:)
Me: "I'm not happy with you."
B: "I'm not happy with me, either."
(A conversation between B and his Nana while we were in Dallas. Not sure what they were debating over, but it is still funny.)
My mom: "Yes, it is."
B: "No, it's not."
My mom: "Yes, Bentley, it is."
B: "No it's not, you little liar!!"
Note to self: Don't call your son a little liar, even in jest.
Me: "Cool, buddy!"
Running back to his room, paused and looked back and said in a serious voice: "It's because it has magic in it."
(11/11/2010) Bentley was watching me pick up toys in our backyard after a downpour so they could dry, shouted at me through the window: "Mom! Thanks for being such a great helper!!"
I was looking at some really cute outfits my sister bought for Blake.
B: "Did Jody get those outfits for Blake?"
Me: "Yeah, she did!"
B: "Oh. That was nice of her!"
B, noticing a cut I had on my toe: "Mom, how did you hurt your toe?"
Me: "On one of your toys, remember?"
B: "Oh, one of my freaking toys?"
Me, laughing: "Yeah, that's probably what I said at the time!"
(After finding B, who we thought was asleep for the night, on his bed with ALL the blankets he owns on it, with his diaper off, sitting next to a puddle of pee on the mattress:)
Me: "I'm not happy with you."
B: "I'm not happy with me, either."
(A conversation between B and his Nana while we were in Dallas. Not sure what they were debating over, but it is still funny.)
My mom: "Yes, it is."
B: "No, it's not."
My mom: "Yes, Bentley, it is."
B: "No it's not, you little liar!!"
Note to self: Don't call your son a little liar, even in jest.
5 comments:
Such a fun age!! Good luck with him.
That doesn't top Eli's toilet fillers (remember me posting it? Go back a long time)
But he's learning....can't wait to see what else he'll deem worthy of toilet water!
What a stinker. Maybe this is his way of telling you he wants to be a plumber when he grows up. Haha. You'll have to work on some plumber crack with that one. If he's going to have dreams, he has to do it right! :o)
Dean has never stuck anything in the toilet. We were lucky in that regard. Wait, I take that back. He dipped his toothbrush in and then, oh yes, brushed his teeth with it last week. Sicko. No kisses that night.
Molars! He's growing up sooo fast! That's gonna be fun :)Hopefully he's not grumpy.It seems like Ella has no teeth(probably because she dose not have as much as my other kids had at her age). I've been saying what a great baby she has been...I wonder how much that will change when she starts to get more teeth. Yikes!
The toilet thing is funny...for some reason all kids love the toilet! Keep and eye on all your good makeup :)
You need to get one of those child-proof toilet thingys like in Baba Mama!
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